Most daily routines fail because they’re built for an ideal fantasy self, not your actual life. Start small, stay flexible, and stop scheduling your own failure.
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Doing everything at once guarantees doing nothing well. If you’re serious about success, it’s time to kill the multitasking myth for good.
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…and secretly learn how to become a peak performer Do you find yourself getting too much done? Are you plagued by the curse of completing tasks on time and moving up the ladder too fast? Fear not. Here are 10 foolproof ways to tank your productivity and coast through your days like a true professional procrastinator. Spoiler alert: Do…
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We’ve all heard about the importance of managing stress, but what if you’re not trying to manage it? What if you’re an overachiever who wants to be perpetually on edge? If you’re a go-getter who’s not content unless they’re feeling the burn of a tight deadline or the weight of a thousand commitments, then this guide is for you!…
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A satirical guide to terrible lifehacks and the subtle art of wasting your own time Are you tired of things being too easy? Do you wake up some days thinking, “Wow, life is running so smoothly—I miss chaos”? Well, you’re in luck. We’ve compiled the ultimate anti-lifehacking guide to ensure you spend more time, energy, and brainpower solving problems…
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A breakdown of the most common procrastination traps—and how to finally break free. Ever feel like your to-do list is a magical creature? No matter how many tasks you slay, three more appear to take their place. You start the day with good intentions, highlighters in hand, but somehow end up doom-scrolling, alphabetizing your spices, or researching whether dolphins…
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