Categories Productivity

10 Ways to Reduce Productivity

…and secretly learn how to become a peak performer Do you find yourself getting too much done? Are you plagued by the curse of completing tasks on time and moving up the ladder too fast? Fear not. Here are 10 foolproof ways to tank your productivity and coast through your days like a true professional procrastinator. Spoiler alert: Do…

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Categories Productivity

The Absolute Worst Ways to Manage Your Digital Files (and How to Fix Them)

Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there: staring at a digital wasteland of files, searching desperately for that one document, only to find yourself lost in a labyrinth of ambiguously named folders. If your digital life feels like a chaotic junkyard, congratulations! You’ve likely mastered the art of terrible file management. But fear not, fellow digital hoarders! While we’re…

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Categories Lifestyle

How to Make Your Life More Complicated, Not Less

A satirical guide to terrible lifehacks and the subtle art of wasting your own time Are you tired of things being too easy? Do you wake up some days thinking, “Wow, life is running so smoothly—I miss chaos”? Well, you’re in luck. We’ve compiled the ultimate anti-lifehacking guide to ensure you spend more time, energy, and brainpower solving problems…

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Categories Productivity

15 Things to Do If You Never Want to Finish Your To-Do List

A breakdown of the most common procrastination traps—and how to finally break free. Ever feel like your to-do list is a magical creature? No matter how many tasks you slay, three more appear to take their place. You start the day with good intentions, highlighters in hand, but somehow end up doom-scrolling, alphabetizing your spices, or researching whether dolphins…

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