So you’ve landed a job interview. Congratulations! Time to blow it spectacularly. Whether you’re plotting your escape from corporate drudgery or just conducting social experiments with HR personnel, here’s your foolproof guide to making sure you never get a callback. Of course, if you do want the job, simply do the exact opposite. Voilà—instant interview prep. 1. Arrive Fashionably…
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Because You Can’t Namaste Your Way Out of Burnout Self-care. The glittering buzzword of our overstimulated, overcaffeinated, productivity-addicted era. Once upon a time, it meant eating vegetables and getting 8 hours of sleep. Now it’s evolved into a chaotic circus of jade eggs, 27-step skincare routines, and breathwork sessions that suspiciously resemble hyperventilation. But not all self-care is created…
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We’ve all heard about the importance of managing stress, but what if you’re not trying to manage it? What if you’re an overachiever who wants to be perpetually on edge? If you’re a go-getter who’s not content unless they’re feeling the burn of a tight deadline or the weight of a thousand commitments, then this guide is for you!…
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We all know the glorious feeling of waking up well-rested, refreshed, and ready to take on the world. Unfortunately, most of us also know what it’s like to toss and turn at 3 a.m., replaying awkward conversations from 2007 or doom-scrolling our way into insomnia. If you’ve ever wondered why your sleep sucks, chances are you’re sabotaging yourself in…
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A satirical guide to terrible lifehacks and the subtle art of wasting your own time Are you tired of things being too easy? Do you wake up some days thinking, “Wow, life is running so smoothly—I miss chaos”? Well, you’re in luck. We’ve compiled the ultimate anti-lifehacking guide to ensure you spend more time, energy, and brainpower solving problems…
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A guide to bartending blunders so catastrophic, they’ll have your guests begging for water. Whether you’re hosting a house party or just trying to impress your date with a “simple” Negroni, there’s one universal truth in home mixology: it’s far easier to screw up a cocktail than to get it right. If your goal is to ruin a perfectly…
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We’ve all tried to “be better with money” at some point — skipping lattes, vowing to eat out less, or hoarding every coupon we can find. But what if some of our well-meaning money-saving tactics are actually doing more harm than good? Let’s break down six of the most ineffective ways people try to save money — and what…
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Feel like you’re running on empty no matter how much you sleep? You might be perfecting the art of poor rest. Discover seven everyday sleep-sabotaging habits—and how to break free for better energy, health, and focus.
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There’s an ancient and noble tradition that dates back to the early cavepeople: entering someone else’s home and not being a complete menace to society while you’re there. Unfortunately, like common sense and landline phones, guest etiquette is rapidly becoming extinct. Whether you’re staying the night, popping in for dinner, or just “using the bathroom” (and staying 45 minutes),…
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