Categories Culture

What Not to Do in a Job Interview (If You Don’t Want the Job)

So you’ve landed a job interview. Congratulations! Time to blow it spectacularly. Whether you’re plotting your escape from corporate drudgery or just conducting social experiments with HR personnel, here’s your foolproof guide to making sure you never get a callback. Of course, if you do want the job, simply do the exact opposite. Voilà—instant interview prep. 1. Arrive Fashionably…

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Categories Culture

The Easiest Ways to Be the Least Interesting Person in the Room

(And how to avoid becoming human background noise) Picture this: You’re at a dinner party. People are chatting, laughing, bonding over spicy hummus and childhood trauma—and there you are, nodding like a bobblehead, clinging to your drink like it’s your emotional support chalice. Everyone drifts away one by one, and you’re left wondering: Is it me? Yes. Yes, it…

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Categories Lifestyle

The 5 Most Useless Forms of Self-Care

Because You Can’t Namaste Your Way Out of Burnout Self-care. The glittering buzzword of our overstimulated, overcaffeinated, productivity-addicted era. Once upon a time, it meant eating vegetables and getting 8 hours of sleep. Now it’s evolved into a chaotic circus of jade eggs, 27-step skincare routines, and breathwork sessions that suspiciously resemble hyperventilation. But not all self-care is created…

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